The noose was getting tighter around my neck as the people gather around to watch me meet my death and whatever comes after that. I close my eyes as my air supply gets less and less and I knew these would be my last few moments on earth. ……………………………………………. Ummmmm…….sooo yeah……………..well…………. I guess that's the end of the story see you later I'm going home to my igloo in Romania to eat potato dumplings right now so by.
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Wait are you guys still following me? You’re a stalker if you can read this, well anyway I'm going home now by. And Don't Follow Me!!!!!
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Really that’s the end of the story so go home
I;m serious
It's the end of the story
Just Kidding!!!
Who starts a story like that anyway I mean that's just creepy there wouldn't be a story that would be a worthless piece of junk. (Sorry to all the authors who did that) Anyway here's what really happened. I was zigzagging down the road on my brand new bicycle that I had won in the state yodeling competition along with a big leg of mutton. Then suddenly I got sucked down into one of the manholes that cover the sewer. "YUCK,!!!!!!!!" I exclaimed as soon as my feet touched the ground that was covered with the rotten waste of human beings. Only rats lived down here. Then I heard exasperated sobbing coming from one of the sewer tunnels and I turned and walked towards the sound. When I got there, I found a group of flabbergasted scientists that were all sitting in a corner of on of the sewer tunnels with the raw sewage running around their bodies as they mourned.
"Yo scientists in the corner why are you crying so hard,?" I yelled to the scientists who were still bawling like they needed a diaper change.
"It was a Unanimous decision for us to come down here, because we were banished from our lab because of the epidemic we failed to stop," The bawling scientist who appeared to be the leader said.
"What epidemic,?"
"The one that the apes are causing because of the infected bananas they have eaten, they are coming to everyone's houses and taking all of their jewelry and money," The scientists started bawling once again because of the fresh pain of being rejected by their peers comes over them.
"Hey, I'll help you if you promise to stop crying, get out of this dang sewer, and take a shower because all of you smell terrible,!!!!!" I yelled at them.
"Jeez we should be grateful but that was just plain mean dude," The lead scientist said.
"Sorry, I'll be nicer if we get going right now," I said losing my patience with these scientist geeks.
"OKAY,!!!!!!" all the scientists exclaimed at once all except for one scientist who was still rolling around in the sewer water eating what he thought was chocolate but it wasn't. UHGH!!! I really don't want to talk about it.
After we all had showers and a good bowl of clam chowder we all met in my living room with my mom finally happy to cook for someone running around the kitchen even though we were all complaining that we were full.
"Okay," I say beginning our meeting, "We need to get one of the rancid bananas and figure out where they came from and stop whoever's selling these bananas."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO" says a random scientist.
"Do you have to go to the bathroom again Earl?" asks yet another random scientist sitting in my living room.
"Yes but that's but that's not why I was doing that," says the scientist whose name is apparently Earl. "I was doing that because I have one of the epidemic causing bananas in the lab in my basement, along with my radioactive jelly beans, my quirky tortoise, my gobbling locket and my ingenious plot to get away from my mother,"
"REALLY???????" all of the scientists in my living room yelled.
"What,? " Earl asked because obviously he didn't think what he said was weird at all.
"Okay moving on," I say because I was getting really creaped out at that moment. "Earl let's go to you lab and find out what is wrong with those bananas and who's making them. Okay!"
"Fine but can we get something to eat first,?" They all said in unison.
After we all ate yet again we went to Earl's lab to find out who was making the catastrophic bananas.
To be continued……………? (Find out on the next episode of Banana Epidemic!!!)
You might want to go through and find your spelling mistakes because I can find many. It is funny and interesting.
ReplyDeleteThis story was very funny. You described things thoroughly. I also liked the dialog, but when you use a question mark or an exclamation point, you don't use a comma. In some parts of your story, you also used a comma, so I'd go back and revise it.
ReplyDeleteI noticed some spelling and punctuation errors. You might want to go back and fix those.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy how you use the fiction pieces as a place to really exercise your imagination and sense of humor. The words you had to use in the exercise were odd and silly to begin with, and you just took everything to the next level. Well done ... silly as it is.
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